So today we had the talk. Ray Ray and I, that is. You know the one… Starts with “Why do I have a hole in my belly?”
“That’s your belly button baby, that’s where momma gave you all her love when you were inside her tummy.”
“In your tummy?” Eyebrows drawn close, lips pursed.
“Did you spit me out?” Hack Hack, pretend throwing up.
Sure, baby. Mommy threw you up after 2 days of back labor.
Ain’t kids grand?